Zodiac Almanac: The Rabbit
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Occupying the 4th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Rabbit symbolizes such character traits as creativity, compassion, and sensitivity. Rabbits are friendly, outgoing and prefer the company of others (read: a fondness for hopping around for gossip).

Just because it’s not quite yet Easter doesn’t mean you can’t have fun, even naughty fun. Yes, you read right. While we’d discourage you from breeding like your animal namesake (remember, baby bonus stops after no.4) , you could always frame someone named Roger, steal vegetables from someone else’s garden like Peter, or annoy the heck out other folks like Bugs.

Whatever it is, fuel your creative and energetic passions with an abundance of Lunar New Year goodies (unless you prefer those shiny round thing called batteries like the Energizer Bunny). Don’t worry about stuffing yourself silly, because Rabbits do not vomit and anyway, Rabbits benefit from everyday activity as it helps to reduce stress— and you may well bring a smile to the face of the person you punk’d. Go, and be the life of the party.